According to undisclosed sources in Europe, Obama’s crack team of Economists led by Tim Geithner; rolled up their sleeves and got to work immediately upon arriving at the Euro Summit.
When Geithner was asked asked about his first order of business, he replied “We’re going to tighten the lugs nuts so the wheels don’t fall off.”
When asked how a wimp like himself would accomplish such a thing, Geithner reportedly replied, “we brought some leverage.”
Meanwhile, President Obama was being intervied on the 19th hole, (somewhere) about priorities, and the possibility of tightening our lug nuts here at home, he replied, you can send a request for that information along with a cash donation to my campaign.
When Mitt R. was asked to comment about the situation and his solutions, he only provided a Website where we could learn more about his detailed solution.