Yes, you can keep your Witch Doctor, but the fees he charges are near incomprehensible.
For all of human history Witch Doctors scheme and draft stories of our demise.. and reasons you need pay them for protection or a cure. But never has there been a worldwide coalition of Witch Doctors till the UN and their IPCC.
Our clown Josh Fox, did he convince all of Europe that they need depend on Putin? Witch Doctors have so much power.